We have bought the wrong car.
In Bowling Green, Kentucky we’ve learned that instead of a truck we should have got a lifestyle. Preferably in red.
We are hopelessly behind. Even 10 years old dream about Corvettes. And hot underage babes. In that order.
We wouldn’t have to compromise on luggage. Much. According to the manufacturer’s site
fully enclosed trunk of Corvette convertible carries two golf bags with top down. Maybe we would have to drop the bikes but who needs them driving a 'Vette anyway.
We could have driven it across US, no sweat - Car & Driver magazine tested driving Corvette to Alaska and back in 1976. And repeated the test in 2007.
We could even have had a photographic diary of our car’s birth, I mean build process. Being traumatized in our childhood by a horde of Trabants we do look at fiberglass cars with a healthy dose of suspicion. But still, how did we miss such a perfect opportunity to belong to an exclusive club of America’s sports car owners’?