We all want to be cool. And obviously I am not talking about surviving the scorching weather outside: finally a place where mere walking is a taxing exercise.
What I mean here is this wonderful word that one uses to describe people, behaviors and things one envies, admires and ungracefully attempts to imitate.
Rarely, beyond high-school, a division between the cool and the uncool crowd is so obvious as when diving. The cool are young, tanned and confident. The uncool are pasty white, old and vying for attention. The cool make their living scuba diving. The uncool are just dabbling. The cool look hot, the uncool - sweaty. The cool are surviving on water, healthy snacks and wind. The uncool are taking their meals in fancy restos that the cool wouldn’t be seen in even if they could afford it.
Differently from high-school, the cool - the boat crew, the dive master and the guides - extend their circle to the uncool for the duration of a trip. Nothing sinister or dishonest here. It’s more like a charitable act and of course they are genuinely excited to share their passion for diving. They pity the uncool - customers - who spend their days in the office. The camaraderie culminates underwater and breaks entirely after we dock. We part ways having briefly belonged to the cool crowd, entertain for a moment a thought of becoming a scuba instructor and safely return to our cubicles promising ourselves to work on our tan and muscle tone before diving again.
Diving actually justifies much bigger sacrifices than just feeling uncool. They include puking in public, cutting down on one’s alcohol intake, sunburns on selected body parts, acting like an idiot at least 3 times a day, slipping when attempting to jump into the water, landing painfully on one’s behind on the deck, being unceremoniously catapulted into said water and finally getting a standing ovation from both the cool and the uncool crowd when one surfaces after that nearly impossible act.
However if feeling uncool while scuba diving still bothers you I have two words for you: hookah diving - infinitely less cool way to explore the underwater kingdom.